Happy Iedul Fitri 2U All, Please Forgive Me..

Hola! ^_^ Long Time No See kt org" she... klo w she lm ndk corat/e

Oia, Met Lebaran wat yg rayain & Tentu w jg ucapin Minal Aidin wal Faizin, Mohon Maaf Lahir & Batin.. (maaf klo ada salah ejaan+telad ucapinny)

So pasti w yg sk seenakny ni bnyk slh ke lo.. Maafin w y? Kt penceramahny pas w ikud halal bihalal kmrn, org klo msh ada salah ke org len ndk boleh masuk surga loch? So, pls maafin w... &for sure i'll forgive urs...



oia drpd cm posting maaf"an duankz... w tambahin crita lucu aja yach? Biar biz inged dosa" w ke lo lo bs senyum" lg

~~~Ivy~~~

Here its goes...

Ada orang Indonesia, Bejo namanya, yang lagi jalan-jalan ke New York. Tiba-tiba ditodong ama preman New York.

Preman: Gimme your money...u bloody Asian!!!

Bejo : eee....delicious aja...you think easy find money ya??? done tired half dead, you delicious-delicous ask money from me!!!
(eee...enak aja..lu pikir gampang cari duit yah? udah setengah mati, lu enak2 minta duit dari gue!!!)
Preman: ??*#@$%?? what???...i dont care Gimme your money!!! (sambil nodongin pisau)

Bejo : Ouch Gold....pity me donk...economy again down...if no money, children wife eat what??...
(aduh mas....kasianin gue donk...ekonomi lagi turun...kalau gak ada duit, anak istri makan apa?)

Preman: What the fuck...what in hell is he talking about??
(sambil nusuk pisau ke perut si indo)
Bejo : unlucky you...later i become ghost, feel it you I touching touching!!
( sialan lu..nanti gue jadi hantu, rasain lu gue gerayangin)

Preman: ?????????????????????

credit to H4te (kaskuser)